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RISKY’S SET UP
I’ve tricked the blue songbook one more time,
The mouse and the kidlets, too!
They fell for my phony earthquake routine.
Wouldn’t they be surprised if they knew,
That I Risky rat set the whole thing up.
‘Twas a cinch with my sound effects rumbles!
And an old movie set of an ancient city.
With a push and a pull it all crumbles, uh!
I’m Risky Rat:
Clever, conniving, a spiritual gangster.
I’m Risky rat: a trickster, a charmer, a conman, a prankster!
I’m Risky rat! And that’s that!
Spoken: I’m so bad!
I have so many tricks up my little old sleeve.
This next one is one of my best. (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)
A great phony map and a little fake breeze,
Then let nature take care of the rest.
I’ll pose as a guide of pyramid tours,
With a few souvenirs to entice!
It works every time on songbooks and kids,
And especially on self-centered mice…oh, please!
Spoken: Want to be in my next prank? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Oh look! Here they come, so angelic, so sweet!
It makes me so sick I could heave! Blah!
But my fn’s just beginning,
And theirs is soon ending,
And it’s oh, such a thrill to deceive!
How do I look? Am I chic? What a pun! I’m so smart!
How I love to dress up in disguise.
I’m authentically wicked,
And oh, such a master at pulling wool over their eyes
Words and Music by Ernie Rettino and Debby Kerner Rettino
©1991 Rettino Kerner Publishing– www.psalty.com
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