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Lyrics

Psalty's Kids & Co! 10
BIG BAD RISKY

SPOKEN:
Wanna play a game? Can you guess my name?
It’s a fun game? So, come on and play.
Ready? Here goes!

I am the master of disguises, I’m never who you think.
I’m clever, cruel, conniving, a creep, a real ratfink!
Can you guess yet? Oh, well, too soon.
I love to trick, confound, confuse, befuddle and amaze.
I’m great at making smoke screens to keep you in a haze.
How ‘bout now? Any guesses? Oh, well! Let’s try again perhaps.
I throive on plotting pranks and schemes, I chuckle at a sham.
By now you all should know, my friends, exactly who I am!
Ready? Too late! Time’s up! I’m Risky Rat!


Chorus
Big Bad Risky. What a game!
Big Bad Risky. That’s my name!
Big Bad Risky. I’m such a rat!
Big bad Risky. And that’s that!
I’m Risky Rat!

Hey, you, Kid! Call me up!
I’ll give you my number. We’ll do lunch!

Verse 2
My latest prank is to deceive the two who got on board.
Ralph and Rhonda, so innocent, who don’t yet know the Lord.
I’ll wile them with my song and dance, I’ll offer them my tour,
Around the world we’ll travel, fame and fortune is my lure.
But, this time it won’t be easy, this train is filled with kids,
Sloppy, little Christians who’d like to put the skids, NO! To Risky Rat.

Chorus
Oh, hurt my feelings!
Big Bad Risky. Who’s to blame?
Big Bad Risky. That’s my fame!
Big Bad Risky. I’m one bad rat!
Big bad Risky. And that’s that!
I’m Risky Rat! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

I love to play the engineer, conductor, steward, too!
It takes my breathe away to think I might be fooling you.
I’ve worked my way aboard this train to trap and to ensnare,
Silly kids without a clue who don’t know that I’m there.
I know it sounds like I’m a wolf, I’m not, you silly goof!
But, really, folks, I’m quite a rat! Yes, Risky’s on the loose!
I’m Risky Rat. Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Chorus
Oh, hurt my feelings!
Big Bad Risky. What a scam!
Big Bad Risky. I’m such a ham!
Big Bad Risky. Want a tip?
Big bad Risky. Read my lips!
I’m Risky Rat!
Hey, you, Kid! You wanna be in pictures?
You wanna be a star? Don’t you wanna be rich?
Aw, c’mon, Kid!

Chorus
Big Bad Risky. Don’t wear it out!
Big Bad Risky. Hey, I got clout!
Big Bad Risky. I’m such a rat!
Big bad Risky. And that’s that!
I’m Risky Rat!

Words and Music by Ernie Rettino and Debby Kerner Rettino
©1990 Rettino Kerner Publishing– www.psalty.com
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